谢谢你做我的朋友
Thank you for being a friend.
旅行数日后又重回此处
Traveled down the road and back again.
你的心是如此真诚
Your heart is true.
你是我的贴心好友
You're a pal and a confidante.
若你要开个派对
And if you threw a party.
邀请所有熟人到场
lnvited everyone you knew.
你将发现最好的礼物是我送出的
You would see the biggest gift would be from me.
贺卡上将会写着
And the card attached would say.
感谢你与我为友
“Thank you for being a friend"
黄金女郎 第三季 第十三集
翻译：古镇少年
嗨 妈 宾果游戏玩得怎么样?
Well hi Ma. How was bingo?
你自己看吧
Judge for yourself.
妈 你没穿衣服
Ma you don't have any clothes on.
还说呢 我刚走过十个街区
Tell me about it. I just walked ten blocks.
我肚脐上全是衣服上的呢子
I got a belly button full of tweed.
妈 到底怎么回事?
Ma what the hell happened?
在玩宾果的时候 默里·黑泽尔廷也一起玩
In the middle of bingo Murray Hazeltine sits down.
他最爱玩恶作剧了
He's the big practical joker at the center.
相信我 豪伊·曼德尔比他还好玩
Believe me Howie Mandel is funnier.
不管怎样 他让我闻闻他的康乃馨以求好运
Anyway he tells me to sniff his carnation for good luck.
-我吸了一口 完了 -他把墨水喷到你的衣服上了
- I take one whiff and bingo. - He squirted your dress with ink.
其实是德尔蒙西梅汁
Actually it was Del Monte prune juice.
喝的是免费的 这其实是个诱饵
It's free at the center. It's a come-on.
他们靠收费的厕所赚钱
They make their real money on the padded toilet seat rentals.
你的衣服怎么了?
What happened to your clothes?
默里把它们拿走去洗了
Murray took them to have them cleaned.
我还是不敢相信发生了这样的事
I still can't believe it happened.
我从来没有这么丢脸过
I've never been so humiliated.
你没必要感觉丢人
There's no reason for you to be embarrassed.
他捉弄每个人
He plays tricks on everybody.
我是说在我回家的路上
I'm talking about on my way home.
我的腰带在建筑工地前松了
My belt came loose in front of a construction site.
没人对我吹口哨 还有两个家伙请病假回家了
Nobody whistled and two guys went home sick.
-嗨 姑娘们 -嗨 萝丝
- Hi girls. - Oh hi Rose.
索菲娅 你在屋里穿着那件厚外套干什么?
Sophia what are you doing with that
heavy coat on inside the house?
-你自己看 萝丝 -妈!
- You tell me Rose. - Ma!
桃乐茜 刚才那是光身子的索菲亚
Dorothy was Sophia naked just now
还是她的衣服真的需要熨一下?
or does her dress really need ironing?
姐妹们 桃乐茜 萝丝 你们还记得拉兹洛吧
Hello girls. Dorothy Rose you remember Laszlo.
当然 拉兹洛 你那博物馆的艺术家
Of course. Laszlo the artist from your museum.
哦 我们非常喜欢你关于现代雕塑的讲座
Oh we really enjoyed your lecture on modern sculpture.
我以为没人会听呢
I didn't think anyone was paying attention.
哦 当然听了 尤其是桃乐茜
Oh we sure were. Especially Dorothy.
她说要学雕刻
She talked about taking up sculpting.
-真的吗?-不 我没有
- Really? - Oh no I didn't.
当然是真的
Yes you did.
你说过你随时愿意帮他做陶土或打磨大理石
You said you'd like to help him mold
his clay or buff his marble anytime.
萝丝 你真是爱开玩笑
Rose you're such a kidder.
请坐
Won't you sit down.
他很帅气 不是吗 姑娘们?
He is gorgeous isn't he girls?
博物馆里没有一个女人没追过他
There's not a woman at the museum who hasn't been after him.
女人就是这么傻
Women can be so silly.
她们认为你是一个艺术家 所以你一定是个好情人
They think because you're an artist you must be a great lover.
因为你是工作室里的大师
Because you're a master in the studio
你一定是个床上高手
you must be a master in the bedroom.
因为你可以把一块粘土变成一件美丽的艺术品
They think because you can work a piece of
clay into a piece of beautiful art
你也可以使女人的身体进入兴奋和激情的状态
you can also work a woman's body
into fits of ecstasy and passion
高潮到尖叫
and total screaming abandon.
还有人想喝点冷饮吗?
Would anybody else like something cold to drink?
-我要 -我要
- I would. - I would.
布兰琪 我真的该走了
Blanche I really should be going.
再次感谢你送我回家
Thank you again for the ride home.
这是我的荣幸
It was my pleasure.
再见了布兰琪
Good-bye Blanche.
再见桃乐茜
Good-bye Dorothy.
再见了萝丝
Good-bye Rose.
再见 布兰琪
Good-bye Blanche again.
是我的荣幸 女士们 再见
It was my pleasure ladies. Good-bye.
拉兹洛明天见
Laszlo I'll see you tomorrow.
好的
Indeed.
听起来你和拉兹洛好像有什么事
That sure sounded as if you and Laszlo have something going.
也许吧
Maybe.
你不告诉我们?
You're not telling us?
好吧 好吧 那我就说说
All right. All right. You twisted my arm.
拉兹洛让我为他的一个雕塑做模特
Girls Laszlo's asked me to pose for one of his sculptures.
-你开玩笑吧 -不 我没有 看
- You're kidding. - No I'm not. Look here.
他把他工作室的钥匙给了我
He gave me the key to his building.
明天就要去了
I have my first session tomorrow.
哇!
Wow!
他一直想做个雕塑
He's always wanted to do a piece
而他认为我是最合适的模特
on the mature woman and he thinks I'm perfect for it.
最棒的是他会在他的大型展览上展出雕塑
And the best part is he's gonna have it displayed at his big show.
真不敢相信你真的要这么做
I can't believe you're actually going through with this.
当然了 萝丝
Of course I am Rose.
拉兹洛是世界著名的雕塑家
Laszlo is a world-famous sculptor.
这是我在经典艺术作品中
This is my opportunity to be immortalized forever
永垂不朽的机会
in a classic work of art.
那个卖鞋的给她拍照片时她也是这么说的
That's what she said when that
shoe salesman took Polaroids of her
在他的沃拉雷的后座上
in the backseat of his Volare.
-早上好 妈 -早上好
- Good morning Ma. - Good morning.
我给你倒了一杯橙汁
I poured you a glass of orange juice.
谢谢你！你真是太好了
Thank you. It was very nice of you.
妈!这是漏水杯吗?
Ma! Is this a dribble glass?
是的 果肉没堵塞小孔的时候效果更好
Yeah. It works better when all that pulp doesn't
clog up the dribble hole.
你为什么要这么做?
Why did you do this?
要恶搞默里啊 他不会停止恶作剧的
Murray Hazeltine. He won't quit with the practical jokes.
我要以其人之道还治其人之身
I'm gonna give him a taste of his own medicine.
我看起来像他吗?
Do I look like Murray Hazeltine?
眉毛像 但这不是重点
A little around the eyebrows. But that's not the point.
我得先有个完美的借口 才能把杯子给他
I've got to have the perfect gag before I spring it on him.
哦 对不起闺女
Aw I'm sorry pussycat.
没有不高兴吧？
No hard feelings?
哦 好吧妈妈 就这样吧
Oh okay Ma. No hard feelings.
你知道我真的受够了
You know I could really get tired of this.
早上好 桃乐茜 你看起来糟糕透了
Good morning. Dorothy you're a mess.
我刚把橙汁洒到自己身上了
I just spilled orange juice on myself.
哦 真的吗?我都没注意到那个
Oh really? I didn't notice that.
给布兰琪倒点橙汁 妈
Pour Blanche some orange juice Ma.
我可得喝一点 我可能是感冒了
I could use that. I might be coming down with a cold.
也不意外啊
Doesn't come as a surprise.
这周你每天下午都赤身裸体
You've spent every afternoon this week
站在寒风刺骨的工作室里
standing stark naked in a cold windy studio.
我没有在拉兹洛的工作室感冒 桃乐茜
Oh I didn't catch cold at Laszlo's studio Dorothy.
拉兹洛才不会让我冻着了
Laszlo keeps me too warm for that.
太温暖太刺激了
Too warm and too tingly.
太温暖 太刺激 太火热了
Too warm and too tingly and too hot.
我们还是喝点果汁吧 布兰琪
Well have some juice anyway Blanche.
就感觉好多了
I'd feel better.
并不是说我们真的做了什么
Not that we actually do anything.
在工作室里 到目前为止 拉兹洛表现得很绅士
In the studio. Laszlo's been a perfect gentleman so far.
我就站在他面前 一丝不挂
I just stand there in front of him in all my luscious nakedness
不知怎么的 他抑制住了想把我
and somehow he manages to suppress the urge
推倒在地蹂躏我的冲动
to throw me on the floor and ravage me.
如果他把你扔到地板上
If he throws you on the floor
你俩最后都会掉到楼下的公寓里
you'll both end up in the apartment below.
喝吧 布兰琪
Drink up Blanche.
一定是他了
That must be him now.
我得去拿我的外套 我们一起开车去博物馆
I just have to get my jacket. We're driving to the museum together.
拉兹洛 来了
Coming Laszlo.
嗨 拉兹洛 进来 布兰琪去拿她的外套了
Hi Laszlo. Come in. Blanche went to get her jacket.
谢谢你 萝丝
Thank you Rose.
你们俩要做的事让我们很兴奋
We are so excited about what you two are doing.
-成果会很棒的 -我真希望我能这么确定
- It's gonna turn out great. - I wish I was so sure.
-什么意思?-我在重新考虑
- What do you mean? - I'm having second thoughts.
关于什么?
About what?
当我见到布兰琪时 我认为她会是一个完美的模特
When I met Blanche I thought she would be the perfect model.
性感 时髦 又刺激
You know sexy sassy exciting.
但现在我在想 我想捕捉的还有其他品质
But now I'm thinking there are other qualities I wish to capture.
-比如说?-单纯
- Like what? - Innocence.
无害的 天真无邪的
Wholesomeness. Naiveté.
我看到个身材更丰满的女人 臀部更宽 眼睛更大
I see a woman with a fuller figure wider hips wider eyes.
萝丝
Rose.
拉兹洛
Laszlo.
萝丝 我得问你点事
Rose I have to ask you something.
我知道你要说什么
I know what it is.
你想让我给你当模特
You're gonna ask me to pose for you.
-不 并不是 -哦
- No I'm not. - Oh.
哦 我太尴尬了
Oh. I'm so embarrassed.
就是这样 这正是我想要捕捉的品质
That's it. That's exactly the quality I want to capture.
拿着我的钥匙 萝丝 来我的工作室吧
Oh take my key Rose. Come to my studio.
我们要做一个漂亮的雕塑
We will make a beautiful sculpture.
-布兰琪呢?-我还是会和她合作
- What about Blanche? - I will still see her.
但她没必要知道你的事
She doesn't have to know about you.
-明天早上10点?-这太不诚实了
- Tomorrow morning at 10:00? - That seems so dishonest.
布兰琪是我的好朋友 这是一种背叛
Blanche is a dear friend. It would be a betrayal.
我好了 拉兹洛 萝丝是不是很会让人开心?
Here I am Laszlo. Did Rose keep you entertained?
是的 我觉得她很迷人
Yes. I find her charming.
哦 拉兹洛 这就是我喜欢你的一点
Oh Laszlo. That's what I love about you.
你可以说一个无耻的谎言 但听起来仍然很真诚
You can tell a bald-faced lie and still sound sincere.
我忘了带我的手提包 我马上回来
I forgot my compact. I'll be back.
把钥匙给我
Give me that key.
桃乐茜 我很高兴你回来了
Dorothy I'm glad you're home.
我在楼上阁楼里翻找 看我找到了什么
I was upstairs poking around the attic. Look what I found.
你祖母的古董万花筒 给 看一看
Your grandmother's antique kaleidoscope. Here. Take a look.
妈 你一定觉得我很蠢吧
Ma you must really think I'm stupid.
什么 我们没有阁楼吗?
What we don't have an attic?
我不会上当的
I am not falling for this.
这又是你的恶作剧
It's another one of your practical jokes.
如果我拿起来看 眼睛周围会粘上一圈黑
If I look through that I'll get charcoal around my eye.
好吧 桃乐茜 很好
All right Dorothy. Fine.
不如我们休战 吃块花生糖吧?
Why don't we call a truce with a nice piece of peanut brittle?
算了吧 妈 花生糖是一个更古老的玩笑
Come on Ma. The peanut brittle is an even older gag
比万花筒还老
than the kaleidoscope.
我打开罐头 蛇就会出来
I'll open the can snakes will come out.
我可比你聪明
I am too smart for you.
我不会再被你的恶作剧骗了
I am not falling for more of your practical jokes.
除了这个放屁垫
Except for this whoopee cushion.
你不会相信今天发生在我身上的事
You will not believe what happened to me today.
我还是不相信 你也不会相信
I still do not believe it and you won't believe it.
-什么 布兰琪?-我不想谈这个
- What Blanche? - I don't wanna talk about it.
-你好 布兰琪 -我太生气了
- Hi Blanche. - Oh I am so mad.
布兰琪 我可以解释
Blanche I can explain.
这跟你一点关系都没有 是拉兹洛
It's got nothing to do with you. It's Laszlo.
我看到了他给我画的一些素描
I saw some of the sketches he's been doing of me.
他从不让我看 所以今天我自己找出来看
He never lets me see them. So today I found some.
实在太难看了
They're horrible.
头发又多又卷 身体都是松垮下垂的
My hair's all big and frizzy. The body's all droopy and saggy.
那些素描里的女人像只狗
The woman in those sketches is a dog.
-布兰琪 -她是个小丑
- Blanche. - She's a clown.
-布兰琪 -她就是个…
- Blanche. - She's just a...
皱巴巴的丑老太婆
hideous wrinkled old bag.
布兰琪 那些素描里的女人就是我
Blanche the woman in those sketches is me.
我知道听起来像你 亲爱的 但她不是
I know she sounds like you honey but she's not.
是的 你看
Yes she is. Look.
我整个星期都想告诉你这件事 但我不能
I wanted to tell you about this all week but I couldn't.
我也一直在给拉兹洛当模特
I've been posing for Laszlo too.
亲爱的上帝 让我死在这里 现在
Dear Lord strike me dead right here and now
如果他更喜欢萝丝·尼伦德而不是我
if that man prefers Rose Nylund over me.
布兰琪 你别往心里去
Blanche you can't take it personally.
拉兹洛只是想找个更天真的人
Laszlo just decided he wanted someone with more innocence.
天真又胖的人
With more cellulite is more like it.
-收回那句话 -我才不
- Take that back. - I will not.
-你收回 -我就不
- Yes you will. - I will not.
姑娘们 这是怎么回事?
Girls what is going on here?
-萝丝在背后捅我一刀-我没有
- Rose stabbing me in the back. - I did not.
-她在给拉兹洛当模特 -他让我这么做的
- She's been posing for Laszlo. - He asked me to.
我就不明白了 他也可以去海洋馆看着鲸鱼创作啊
I don't know why. He can go to Sea World to see a naked whale.
他也能去你浴缸里看你
Or to your bathtub.
哦 够了 小姐 好吧 这就开战吧
Oh that does it missy. All right this means war.
我们都接着做 我们看看他会选谁
We'll both keep going. We'll see who he picks.
-是我-是我
- It's gonna be me. - It's gonna be me.
-姑娘们 我能解决 -告诉她会是谁
- Girls I can settle this. - Tell her who it's gonna be.
那就是我了
It's going to be me.
你也是?
You too?
他上星期四问我的
He asked me last Thursday.
真是不得了
Well I am stunned.
那我就轻松了
I'm relieved.
轻松了？
Relieved?
当然 你在那些可怕的画里看到的女人
Sure. The woman you saw in those horrible drawings
一定是桃乐茜
must have been Dorothy.
这一定是我一生中最糟糕的一天了
This has got to be one of the worst days in my life.
我的两个好朋友刚刚在我背后捅了我一刀
Two of my best friends just stabbed me in the back.
你真以为我们会拒绝拉兹洛吗?
Did you really expect us to turn Laszlo down?
你自己也说过这是个机会
You said yourself it was a chance
成为“不朽的经典艺术作品”
to become "immortalized in a classic work of art."
别胡说八道了 你和萝丝去的原因一样
Horse pucky. You went for the same reason Rose went:
就为了抢走我的男人
To get your hands on my man.
你凭什么认为他是你的人?
What exactly makes you think he's your man?
-谁?-也许是我先找到他的
- Who? - Maybe that I found him first.
-谁?-他为了我甩了你
- Who? - He dumped you for me.
谁?
Who?
-拉兹洛 妈 -拉兹洛是谁?
- Laszlo Ma. - Who's Laszlo?
一位匈牙利艺术家 我们都为他摆过裸体造型
A Hungarian artist we've all been posing nude for.
只要一句简单的“不关你事 索菲亚”就够了
In the future a simple "none of your business
Sophia" will suffice.
告诉我实话 布兰琪
Tell me honestly Blanche.
你有理由相信拉兹洛可能对你感兴趣吗?
Do you have reason to believe Laszlo might be interested in you?
事实上 在很多情况下
Well just the fact that on numerous occasions
他说我是他“最伟大的艺术灵感”
he has referred to me as his "greatest artistic
inspiration ever bar none."
-对我说过 -我也是
- Me too. - Me too.
让我们面对现实吧 姑娘们
Oh let's face it girls.
我们不知道拉兹洛想用谁
We have no idea which one of us Laszlo wants to use.
我觉得很明显 桃乐茜
I think it's obvious Dorothy.
这个人是个艺术家 他很有品味
The man is an artist. He has taste.
他会情不自禁地选择最优雅的女人…
He cannot help but pick the woman with
the most grace style femininity...
我想知道他到底想要我们中的哪一个
I wonder if he knows which one of us he wants.
他说我有布兰琪没有的东西
He told me that I had something that Blanche didn't have.
他可能告诉桃乐茜她有我没有的东西
He probably told Dorothy she had something that I don't.
-又会和布兰琪说这些-我觉得他很不公平
- Maybe he's back to Blanche. - I think he's been very unfair.
我们不该再去了 那样他就没有雕塑了
We ought to stop going. Then he'd have no sculpture.
-他罪有应得-是的
- It would serve him right. - Yes.
让我们做个约定吧 我们谁也不会回去
Let's make a pact. None of us will go back.
你们把钥匙给我 我把它封存起来
We'll seal it by you giving me your keys
我会把钥匙安全地放在我的嫁妆箱里
and I'll keep all three of them safe in my hope chest.
我们怎么知道你不会带着钥匙去见他？
How do we know that you and your hope chest won't keep going?
只有一个办法
There's only one thing to do.
去找拉兹洛 让他决定要谁
Go to Laszlo and make him decide who he wants.
-我没意见 -我也没意见
- Fine with me. - Fine with me too.
那我们走吧
Then let's go.
-大家都去哪儿了?-我们马上回来
- Where's everybody going? - We'll be back.
妈 你就坐这儿吧
Ma why don't you sit right over here
看你的杂志 好吗?
and read your magazine okay?
哦 好吧
Oh. Okay.
别想耍我 桃乐茜
Don't try to outsmart me Dorothy.
我智如泉涌 身似浮云
I got the mind of a fox and the butt muscles of Baryshnikov.
来了
Coming.
哦 布兰琪 你好 进来 进来
Oh Blanche. Hello. Come in. Come in.
你带朋友来参观我的工作室了
You've brought your friends to see my studio.
真是个惊喜
What a pleasant surprise.
拉兹洛我们都知道了
Laszlo we all know.
今天下午我们了解清楚了这事
We figured it all out this afternoon.
我被抓住了 我能说什么呢?
So I am caught at last. What can I say?
“布兰琪和萝丝淘汰掉 桃乐茜 我需要的是你 ”
"Blanche and Rose get out. Dorothy it's you I want."
桃乐茜
Dorothy.
抱歉抱歉
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
我从没见过他穿工装裤
I've never seen him in overalls before.
拉兹洛 我们是来让你决定的
Laszlo we came over for you to decide
你想让我们中的哪一个做你的模特
which one of us you want for your statue.
萝丝……
Rose...
我就知道 是我 他想要我
I knew it. It's me. Walk suckers. He wants me.
萝丝 他只是想跟你说几句
Rose he just wanted to say something to you.
我想说的是 我宁愿根本不做决定
I wanted to say that I would rather not decide at all.
但是拉兹洛 你必须这么做 这是唯一的办法
But Laszlo you've got to. It's the only way.
否则它会一直困扰着我们三个
Otherwise it'll just end up coming between the three of us.
会选哪个呢?
Which one of us is it gonna be?
桃乐茜或者萝丝
Dorothy here or Rose
或者你曾经形容她的乳房是
or a woman whose breasts you once described
“完美的香槟杯大小的
as "perfect champagne glass-sized orbs
而且会跳舞的双球”的女人
of dancing loveliness"?
布兰琪 我可没那么说
Blanche I did not say that.
我说的时候你也认可了啊
Well you agreed when I said it.
女士们 让我解释一下
Ladies let me explain.
我知道我早就该做出选择了
I know I should have made my choice long ago
但你们每个人都激励了我
but you each inspired me so well.
我希望能继续见到你们
I wish I could continue seeing you all
但我又理解为什么这是不可接受的
but I understand why that is unacceptable.
因此 我的选择只能是……
Therefore my choice will have to be...
在你做出选择之前
Before you make your choice
我想说能和一个男人一起工作是我的荣幸
let me say what a privilege it has been to work with a man
我认为他是当代匈牙利最伟大的雕塑家
I consider to be the greatest Hungarian sculptor of our time.
让我说
And let me say
如果布兰琪还能说出另外两位匈牙利雕塑家的话
if Blanche can name two other Hungarian sculptors of any time
我就吃掉那座雕像
I shall eat that statue.
会是谁?你选谁?
What's it gonna be? Who do you choose?
-你们谁我都不选 -我们都不选?
- None of you. - None of us?
我有你们每个人的素描 足够我创作雕塑了
I have enough sketches of each of you to make my sculpture.
当我准备好的时候 我会做出我的选择
When I'm ready to begin I will make my choice then.
我们什么时候才能知道?
When we will find out?
只有当作品在我的展览上展出时
Only when the work is unveiled at my show.
我很抱歉 但我必须这么做
Now I apologize but this is how I must work.
女士们 先请回吧
Now ladies I must bid you good day.
拉兹洛还有一件事
Laszlo just one more thing.
你知道那幅毕加索的名画吧
You know that famous Picasso painting
"裸女拉小提琴"?
"Nude Woman Playing the Violin"?
-当然 -最初它被称为
- But of course. - Originally it was called
“布兰琪拉小提琴 ”
"Blanche Playing the Violin."
只不过那不是小提琴
Only it wasn't a violin.
下次你拿着凿子站在那里的时候
Think about that the next time you're standing around
想想这个
with your chisel in your hand.
哦!天啊 桃乐茜 就是这个 这座雕像
Oh! Oh my God Dorothy. There it is. The statue.
哦 这太令人兴奋了
Oh this is so exciting.
我等不及要听到人群的惊讶声了
I can't wait to hear that crowd gasp
当他们掀开罩布 看到我的时候
when they lift up the sheet and see me there.
我以为你现在已经习惯了 布兰琪
I'd think you'd be used to that by now Blanche.
嗨姐妹们 人真多啊 不是吗?
Hi girls. Some party isn't it?
你为什么这么高兴?
What are you so cheerful about?
我为什么不应该?
Why shouldn't I be?
首先 这屋子里的人
For starters any minute now
随时都可能看到你的裸体雕像
this entire room could be looking at a statue of your nude body.
裸体吗?雕像会是裸体的?
Nude? The statue's gonna be nude?
你觉得是什么样? 裹起来放在消防员的雨披里吗?
What did you think? He'd put it in a rain poncho?
我的天啊
Oh my God.
嘿 桃乐茜 你能相信吗?
Hey Dorothy can you believe it?
这破东西一万块
Ten grand for this piece of junk.
哦!
Oh!
噢 妈妈!
Oh Ma!
你上当了
You fell for it.
这玩意儿真要笑死我了
This stuff kills me.
打扰一下 女士 你得跟我来
Excuse me ma'am. You'll have to come with me.
你刚砸碎了一件无价之宝
You just smashed a priceless Lichtenfein.
我一定是把两个弄混了 -你什么时候才能学会
- I must have mixed the two up. - When are you gonna learn
你不要再搞这些荒唐的恶作剧了?
that you have to stop with these ridiculous practical jokes?
我真不敢相信 她又上当了
I can't believe it. She fell for it again.
你应该在额头上纹个"蠢如鹿豕"
You ought to have "yutz" tattooed on your forehead.
给你 你太棒了 哈利
Here you go. You were brilliant Harry.
女士们先生们请注意了
Ladies and gentlemen may I have your attention please?
这是我们期待已久的时刻
This is the moment we've all been waiting for.
拉兹洛·格里高利先生最新杰作的揭幕仪式
The unveiling of the latest masterpiece of Mr. Laszlo Gregorian.
废话不多说
So without further ado
把罩布拿掉
off with the sheet.
天啊 我看起来美极了
My God I look gorgeous.
你吗?布兰琪 那是我
You? Blanche that's me.
胡说八道
The hell it is.
姐妹们 你们看啊 看看那双眼睛
Girls be serious. Look at those eyes.
-看鼻子 -看这屁股
- Look at the nose. - Look at the butt.
-这看不到屁股的 -那肯定不可能是你
- You can't see the butt. - Then it sure can't be you.
这太荒谬了
This is ridiculous.
只有一个办法能解决这事 拉兹洛在哪里?
There's only one way to settle this. Where is Laszlo?
-他在那 -拉兹洛
- There he is. - Laszlo.
让我第一个告诉你
Let me be the first to tell you
这是一件多么令人惊叹的艺术品啊
what a simply stunning piece of art this is.
-谢谢你 桃乐茜 -到底是谁?
- Thank you Dorothy. - Who the hell is it?
不明显吗?
It's not obvious?
-她们肯定不知道 -她们不知道的
- Not to them. - Not to them.
我知道我必须解释一下
I see I must explain.
在这个雕像中
In this statue
我想要一个有力量有个性的样子
I want a look of strength and character.
-所以我选择了桃乐茜 -我就知道
- So I chose Dorothy. - I knew it.
-然后我放弃她了 -就像你之前的许多人一样
- Then I dropped her. - Like so many before you.
我决定我需要更多的性感和活力
I decided I needed more sensuality and vitality.
所以我选择了布兰琪的素描
So I turned to my sketches of Blanche.
-我就知道 -然后我又弃掉了
- I knew it. - Then I put them away.
我想要更柔软 更甜美
I wanted more softness more sweetness.
所以我去看我给萝丝画的素描
So I went to my sketches of Rose.
-你是说上面是我?-不是
- You mean that's me up there? - No.
-那是谁?-是你们所有人
- Then who is it? - It is all of you.
我终于找到了答案
The answer finally came to me.
为什么不把每位女士的优点都挑出来呢
Why not take the best features of each lady
创造一个完美的女人?
to create one perfect lady?
这就是你们所看到的
That is what you see.
不难理解为什么你们是这么好的朋友
It is not hard to understand why you are such good friends.
你们确实互补得很好
You complement each other very well indeed.
谢谢你 拉兹洛
Thank you Laszlo.
还有一件事 拉兹洛
One more thing Laszlo.
我想问你一个问题
I'd like to ask you a question.
今晚在场的人中
By any chance is there anybody here tonight
有没有你感兴趣的人?
in whom you might be interested romantically?
事实上 有的
Well as a matter of fact yes.
我就知道!是我!
I knew it! It's me!
哦 拉兹洛 看来我们成功了
Oh Laszlo. Looks like we're a hit.
我很抱歉 我以为你们知道
I'm sorry. I thought you knew.
你怎么能怪他呢?
How can you blame him?
那个男人看了你们三个一个月的裸体
The man looked at the three of you naked for a month.
早上妈妈
Morning Ma.
你会很高兴知道我恶作剧的日子已经结束了
You'll be glad to know my practical joking days are over.
妈 那太好了
Ma that is wonderful.
所以坐下来喝杯果汁吧
So sit down and have a glass of juice.
好的 我会的
Okay I will.
你不会是在拿这个杯子恶作剧吧?
You wouldn't be playing a joke with this glass would you?
-当然不是 -当然不是
- Of course not. - Of course not.
因为我知道你玩恶作剧有多开心
Because I know how much fun you have playing practical jokes.
我告诉过你已经不玩了 喝吧
I told you it's over. Drink your juice.
好的 妈妈 我会的
Okay Ma I will.
妈 你是不是把什么东西留在炉子上了?
Ma did you leave something burning on the stove?
什么东西 我没有啊
What? I don't think so.
没什么 好了 干杯
It was nothing. Well bottoms up.
永远保持这个样子啊闺女
Don't ever change pussycat.
翻译：古镇少年